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I saw Daveigh Chase today in the dry goods section at Whole Foods. She was walking from the meat section toward produce. I recognized her but couldn’t place her. I didn’t get a look at her basket. I know her as an illegal and styled as such: ‘Sparkle Motion’ dancer/little sister to Donnie Darko, Chloe Sevigny’s daughter on Big Love, that undead girl in The Ring. In person she looks very legal. Research shows she is legal. My conclusions: I know she’s got good priorities. (Meat-before-produce is a cool attitude.) I know she’s cute. I know she once said the word ‘fuckass’ on film.

I saw Daveigh Chase today in the dry goods section at Whole Foods. She was walking from the meat section toward produce. I recognized her but couldn’t place her. I didn’t get a look at her basket.

I know her as an illegal and styled as such: ‘Sparkle Motion’ dancer/little sister to Donnie Darko, Chloe Sevigny’s daughter on Big Love, that undead girl in The Ring. In person she looks very legal. Research shows she is legal.

My conclusions: I know she’s got good priorities. (Meat-before-produce is a cool attitude.) I know she’s cute. I know she once said the word ‘fuckass’ on film.

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